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Documentary short sound. The result is a film that paints a chaotic picture of Arakis and the rest of the universe, which unfortunately fails to come together the way Lynch envisioned. Any version of Return of the Jedi would surely have still been appropriate for kids, but it would have definitely looked different under Lynch.

Overall, his character on the material likely would have come with a darker tone. In the early drafts, the Death Star was actually constructed around the planet Had Abbadon, the capital of the Empire, which Lucas described as being a polluted, almost hellish world, much darker than what it later became as Coruscant. Return of the Jedi also originally included a plotline where Obi-Wan was brought back through the Force and aided Luke in his duel against the emperor.

That lore was cut for the sake of simplicity, but Lynch might have wanted to keep such odd details. Return of the Jedi provides a full wrap-up of the trilogy, without many loose ends. It also ends in a straightforward way, with the bad guys defeated and the heroes living to see another day. Welcome to a world where the Axe Cap team drinks coffee from diner mugs, Taylor learns Transcendental Meditation, and Chuck … still gets whipped.

But even with the limitless possibilities of TV in , a revelation about this season of Billions has broken my brain. According to Billions cocreator Brian Koppelman, all the stunning artwork inside the Axe Cap offices this season was provided by [ reads over the tweet for three consecutive hours ] David Lynch?! All of the paintings and mixed media works at Axe Capital this season are created by David Lynch. That David Lynch.

In the end, the director of that episode wound up being another David of import: Wags himself, David Costabile. Has David Lynch ever watched an episode of Billions? Almost definitely not, but to quiet the noise inside my head, The Ringer has graciously allowed me to put this theoretical exercise on the website. The Billions opening is as familiar to you as insider trading is to Axe Cap employees:. Alas, the normal Billions theme is replaced by crackly static; it sounds as if the entire city of New York is being pushed through an electrical socket.

The episode begins inside the Axe Cap offices. As much as he wants to make money, Axe might want to take down his enemies even more. Ben Kim is, no surprise, the happiest of the bunch, and savors each sip with a smile spread across his face. Meanwhile, Spyros has replaced his fancy espresso maker with a Cuisinart brand drip coffee maker.

He clicks on his cursor to finalize the transaction. All color vanishes. Screams continue to echo as your sense of logic cedes control. Billions has never been more scarring—no, not even when we saw that Chuck Rhoades pierced his nipple, or the time he kissed his dad on the lips. You have never been more scared of an episode of Billions in your life.

You think you might be on the brink of an existential awakening. Through the pandemonium, you think you hear the faint sound of a bell. You are almost curled up into a ball, crying. Taylor Mason is not at Axe Cap. In what may be a series first, they have taken a personal day.